Oh good, you found my little corner of the internet.

Fair warning: I’m a stack of tacos in a trench coat first, and an author second.

Also, I wrote a book.

Basically, I threw a 90s crime drama, a buddy cop film, and a true crime documentary into a blender and made a crime fiction smoothie.

Who doesn’t like smoothies?

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Make yourself at home and stay as long as you like. There are blog posts on the coffee table if you get bored. Also, there’s iced coffee in the fridge and tacos in the microwave.

Lastly, whatever you do, DO NOT open the cabinet labeled, “evidence.”

-Marc

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